Website V3.0

Meet the new website. Incorporating elements from previous site designs and a new site code, this is pretty much just a prettier version. Most notable is the return of the random banner, which people missed most with the last redesign and I did too.

So far the code has worked for everywhere except this bloody blog part where the archives sidebar is interfering with the goddamn blog itself and I’m too tired right now to figure out why the hell that’s the case. So for now, unfortunately, you’ll just have to put up with this really strange gap cause I need to get myself a drink or twelve.

Ugh… pt2

Still coding in new website design. Still taking ages. I hate coding.

Here’s a video of my personal hero Christopher Doyle being Christopher Doyle that’s kept me a little happy tonight…

…birds are chirping outside. I’m going the fuck to bed.

Spit-Takes on the Road

Kick off screening of It Came From the Swamp went very down very well last night with tickets being sold out and a second screening planned for next week to accommodate futher viewers.

I got there late myself and forgot to grab a copy of the DVD, something I’ll probably have to pay for, but from what I hear, apart from being on sale during the tour, the DVD will eventually be available in stores like JB Hifi, which is pretty exciting.

Part of last night was also the first time I had sat down with an audience watching Spit-Takes and though I was nervous to begin with, people started laughing from the first gag and kept laughing in almost all the right places which is great. There are still bits and pieces which I wish I had spent a little more time polishing and shortening to really get the laughs across, but ah well.

Just to note about Spit-Takes: the version that’s touring is actually the ‘clean’ version. Where the one on youtube at the moment is full of dirt and film artifacts, the one thats on the DVD is free of all that due to the fact I couldn’t complete all the effects in time before it had to be in for the DVD mastering. This I don’t mind, I’m still half and half if it should be either clean or dirty, but I must point out that the countdown timer appears to have been cut from the start of the short which is a little miffing as it sets up the whole ‘educational film’ format, but them’s the breaks I suppose.

But anyway, It Came From the Swamp will be playing in Raglan tonight, not that anyone I know from Raglan will be reading this, but I actually wouldn’t mind being there right now as the weather for the last few days have been ridiculously hot and I’ve got a feeling I’m not looking forward to summer this year.

Chris Cunningham

Been ‘listening’ to a lot of music videos while I’ve been web building and figured why the hell not post some of my favourites by Chris Cunningham…

The wonderfully controversial “Come to Daddy” by Aphex Twin


Equally offending, but brilliantly hilarious “Windowlicker” also by Aphex Twin

The Horrors’ “Sheena Is A Parasite” with Samantha Morton looking even more crazy.

Cunningham’s crazy Playstation ad that I remember seeing years ago on TV and it doing nothing bu freaking the shit out of me and going what the fuck?

Quite possibly my favourite music video of all time, Bjork’s “All is Full of Love”

Ugh…

Have been spending the last few days (and nights) tinkering a slightly new web design that utilises CSS which is something I’ve been meaning to do for a very long time and now I know why I’ve been putting it off for so long. Ugly HTML coding is so much easier, but most definitely one ugly bitch. Anyway, be a while before thats fully up and running and also more than enough techno mumbo jumbo bullshit for one post.

Tonight is the Hamilton kick-off of It Came From the Swamp! so if your not up to anything tonight, feel like watching some high caliber short films and want to support the local film making community, come on down to the Victoria Cinemas before 8pm tonight. I’ll the be one drunk out front making rude gestures to old ladies and small children.

Morning Peons

Enjoy the first week of your new government and three years of hell.

Pokemon beats politics anyday

Had written several paragraphs editorialising the election and thoughts on our one as well, but forget all that. This is how politics should really be done…

Bye America

Good luck with your election. I’d say don’t fuck it up for the rest of us, but then again, since when have you listened to the rest of the world?

Just remember, when your in that booth, vote Lando Calrissian.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

It Came From the Swamp!

Its also been pointed out to me that the collection of Hamilton Short Films festival entitled “It Came From the Swamp: Short Films From the Waikato” starts its tour of New Zealand next week.

As you can tell from the title, it’s a collection of seven locally made films. Among them is Spit-takes, a short film I made (or at least finished) specifically for this festival.

Others included are Betty Banned Sweets which I mentioned earlier today, Meat, which I helped out on, but mostly hung around and smoked cigarettes with the cast and crew. Dawn Tuffery’s Swing which is a pretty damn cool animated short. Retribution and Clean As A Whistle are the only ones that I haven’t seen. Oh and of course Dark Priest which I still hold high as one of the best student short film to have been made in the Waikato.

So yeah, It Came From the Swamp. Playing next Tuesday 8pm at Victoria Cinemas, the dates for the other areas around New Zealand can be found at https://www.eventfinder.co.nz/user/nadinelee or I could post them here… nah… too lazy and have blogged more than enough today I think.

Stolen From Warren Ellis’ Blog

INTERVIEWER: So why is there no more rock ’n’ roll, then?

NICK CAVE: Maybe because you’re not allowed to smoke indoors anymore.

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