Saturday, 14 Sep 2019

This is the official celebrity endorsed, UN-sanctioned 3 days accident-free website of Chris Tan, who was born in a hospital and now lives somewhere else.

After a lengthly period of excavation and heavy de-lousing, this website is currently undergoing extensive maintenance and objects in browers may appear closer than they are. If problems persist for more than four hours, all enquiries can be tweeted @xristan and we’ll connect you with one of our friendly AI-assisted service dogs.

Stocks are limited. Our products are 100%-recycled. Call now and you could be a winner too.

posted at 17:46